Sunday, December 26, 2010

More from Michael Moore...





















Oh man,it's been so long since I've blogged. Sorry, I've been dealing with some health issues.

He's Michael Moore's lastest X-mas message. This guy has nuts the size of canal horse.

Some original stuff in the a.m. , I swear.


Merry Christmas to All ...from Michael Moore



Saturday, December 25th, 2010
Hey Everyone,
I just wanted to wish you a Merry Christmas (or a Merry Everything) and hope you are all well today.
Here's a good thought from the writer William Rivers Pitt:
"Before Santa and presents and shopping and all the attendant Christmas (stuff) got involved, this holiday was enshrined to commemorate a guy who got nailed to a tree for daring to tell people to be kind to one another. If you have two cloaks, He said, give one away. Remember those who have less than you, be charitable, be good, be merciful."
Hear, hear.
Michael Moore
MMFlint@aol.com
MichaelMoore.com

Sunday, August 29, 2010

Noam Chomsky



I'm dealing with a sick spouse.

Enjoy a speech by one of my favourite linguists. I saw this on the "AlterNet" website and had to share it with you. Chomsky is one of the most lucid thinkers of our time.

Monday, July 19, 2010

Inside the Tea Party...

Max Blumenthal goes inside the Tea Party from Ram Bam on Vimeo.



Oh god, a 5 a.m. start tomorrow.

Enjoy this piece of work from Max Blumenthal. It will scare the hell out of you.

Unless of course you're Sarah Palin.

Saturday, July 10, 2010

Winnebago Man



Oh God, this is funny. I had heard about the "Winnebago Man" from my daughter. Here he is in all his splendor.

There will be a post tomorrow. I swear.

Wednesday, May 26, 2010

Saturday, May 8, 2010

Greece: The piper must be paid...



My father worked like a son of a bitch. Like I mentioned in one of my earlier blogs, he was a corporate slave to the CIBC and managed to keep a spoiled kid like myself fed and clothed. I didn't always agree with my father, but I did respect his Judeo-Christian work ethic.

Imagine my surprise when my ex-mother in law announced that people like my father should be shot.

Beatrix, my ex-mother in law, was one of those people who always wanted a Utopian society, but never had the insight on how it was to be delivered. According to this well intentioned, but ignorant, misguided social crusader, rich people (a.k.a-my father) had somehow managed to sign a pact with the devil that allowed them to get rich while exploiting the poor, huddled masses. Never mind the fact that my dad worked twelve hour days,went to night school and got posted to some shitty back alley jobs: His success was so obscene to her, that it was obviously some nefarious dealings that hoisted him there.

Beatrix wanted a society where no one paid taxes ( this always slayed me because she was a health care worker....How was she going to get paid?), the work days were short, people all had the "same", and there was lots of leisure time for all. This. according to her, was Utopia, and all quite attainable if people could only be civilized and worry less about money and more about society.

The people of Greece wanted all the same things that dopey Beatrix wanted, however they got a stern wake up call from the rest of the European Union that there their bill was due and that the proverbial pipe had to be paid, and quickly.

The country of Greece has been striving for a country that has a shorter work week, the benefits of a socialist society that is just, and one that can be competitive with the rest of their brethren in Europe. The only problem with this equation is that the people of Greece had become used to an "underground" tax free workforce, whist the national debt ballooned to obscene proportions.

As a result of the Greek government fiscal mismanagement, countries such as Germany have had to bail the country out. The Germans, the most prominent player in the Greek loan, have made it quite clear that they will lend money, but only if the Greeks take some strict austerity measures.

The Greeks, however, were not exactly receptive to the idea of fiscal management and paying loans back with interest. The city of Athens has been virtually shut down for the past week due to protesters like the one pictured above, while the government of Angela Merkel teeters on the brink of disaster.

The lesson out of all this fiasco: There is no free lunch for any of us. No matter how many crazy Beatrix's come out of the woodwork, someone has to pay for fiascoes like the one in Greece. Unfortunately of the Greek people, they are now left with a check that no one is willing to pick up.

Sorry, Beatrix.

Sunday, May 2, 2010

Andy Kaufman was not like you or I...



I'm sorry for the delay in updating this blog. Your humble author is involved in some last minute government deadlines.

Scratch your head whilst watching Andy Kaufman. This stuff is so bizarre.

I'll update shortly, I promise.

Wednesday, April 7, 2010

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Hamid Karzai: Why didn't we see this coming?...




Ah, back to the keyboard again after a long respite.

For those of you who have loved ones serving in the Canadian Armed Forces, or have a friend in the Forces, or have a raging urge to see Taliban smashed into a thousand tiny pieces, this news item should stir you somewhat:

That swarmy "snake oil salesman",anti-woman's rights, fun lovin' " cum" leader of Afghanistan was on the news today. Hamid Karzai, the democratically "elected" leader of Afghanistan has been complaining to the international media about " international influence" in his beloved country. According to Karzai, if it doesn't stop soon "he will be siding with Taliban".

That's right. Siding with the Taliban. The same Taliban that is trying to kill his fat, ungrateful ass. The same Taliban that stones women for wearing makeup, the same Taliban that sheltered Bin Laden, the same Taliban that the Canadian Armed Forces has lost so many brave men and women to.

But, as North Americans we shouldn't be surprised. The CIA funded and trained the Afghanistan resistance fighters to expel the Soviets in the 70's and the 80's. Once their will was broken and they retreated like the British and the Huns, the resistance fighters turned their Kalashnikov's on the very people who trained them to fight in the first place. This is simply a case of the US getting in bed with another leader who charmed them into thinking that no one understood Asia like he did, only to turn on them like a crack ho who somehow feels underpaid and under appreciated for services rendered. In this case, the only service that was rendered was the fleecing of the Canadian taxpayer with their hard earned money and the blood of their children to what they thought was the backing of a noble cause.

Hopefully Prime Minister Harper will see this so-called leader for what he is: Another self serving oaf with a grudge towards anything from the West but the colour of our money.

Monday, March 8, 2010

Michael Moore ( again)...



Your humble host is dealing with the death of a co-worker.

Here is another gem from Mike for you to ponder:


Let's Watch the Oscars Together -- Right Now! ...from Michael Moore

Sunday, March 7th, 2010

Friends,

The best movie I saw this year won't be winning any awards tonight at the Oscars. It wasn't even nominated for anything. In fact, it wasn't even shown in the United States. Yet, I'm confident that, if you had had a chance to see it, you would likely agree with me that this is a brilliant film, a rare gem.

It's called "Troubled Water" (not to be confused with last year's superb Katrina doc, "Trouble the Water"). "Troubled Water" is from Norway and it is a work of art and great storytelling from the opening frame to its final fade to black. It tells the story of a young man who is paroled after spending time in prison and gets a job as a church organist. He claims to be innocent in the drowning of a child, but the boy's mother won't let it go.

When the film was over, I sat there amazed and wondering, "Why can't I see movies like this all the time?" What is wrong with filmmaking, with Hollywood? Why are most films just the same old tired assembly line stuff -- sequels, remakes, old TV shows turned into movies, predictable plots and storylines... "If you've seen the trailer, you've seen the movie."

But "Troubled Water" was not like that -- and therefore its distribution to the theaters of America was, in essence, doomed.

That's not to say we don't make great movies anymore. I loved "Avatar," "District 9," "Inglourious Basterds," "Up in the Air," and "Up" among many others.

Some critics have hailed "The Hurt Locker" because the film "doesn't take sides" in the Iraq War -- like that's an admirable thing! I wonder if there were critics during the Civil War that hailed plays or books for being "balanced" about slavery, or if there were those who praised films during World War II for "not taking sides?" I keep reading that the reason Iraq War films haven't done well at the box office is because they've been partisan (meaning anti-war).

The truth is "The Hurt Locker" is very political. It says the war is stupid and senseless and insane. It makes us consider why we have an army where people actually volunteer to do this. That's why the right wing has attacked the movie. They're not stupid -- they know what Kathryn Bigelow is up to. No one leaves this movie thinking, "Whoopee! Let's keep these wars going another 7 years!"

James Cameron has been targeted by the crazy right, too. Because -- and Fox and Rush have this one correct, too -- "Avatar" is, in fact, an allegory for America -- a land stolen from an indigenous people who were slaughtered, a nation that not only allows corporations to call the shots but let's them privatize our wars (wars in distant places with the objective of controlling a dwindling energy resource), and a people who seem hell-bent on destroying the environment.

Cameron is a brave and bold filmmaker, a college drop-out who became a truck driver and then one day just decided he was going to make movies. "Avatar" is an idea he's had in his head since he was a teenager -- and somewhere, somehow, his dreams and creativity weren't snuffed out by the machine. Thank God.

There is so much more I want to say about the state of movies these days, but you've got better things to do on this beautiful Sunday. I love this art form, and tonight is the night to celebrate it!

In fact, the Oscars are about to start. I'll try to "tweet" along with you during the show.

Finally, let me leave you with a list of 20 great movies I saw in 2009 that received little or no recognition or distribution in the U.S. They deserve to be acknowledged on this important night, and I hope you can find them somewhere, someday (a number are already on DVD). They represent the hope I have for the movies being the inspiring force I've always believed in.

Be well. And -- no extra salt or butter on the popcorn!

Yours,
Michael Moore
MichaelMoore.com
Twitter.com/MMFlint

P.S. Here's my list of 20 "best pictures" I saw in 2009:

1. "Troubled Water" (see above)
2. "Everlasting Moments" - A wife in the early 20th century wins a camera and it changes her life (from Sweden).
3. "Captain Abu Raed" - This first feature from Jordan tells the story of an airport janitor who the neighborhood kids believe is a pilot.
4. "Che" - A brilliant, unexpected mega-film about Che Guevara by Steven Soderbergh.
5. "Dead Snow" - The scariest film I've seen in a while about zombie Nazis abandoned after World War II in desolate Norway.
6. "The Great Buck Howard" - A tender look at the life of an illusionist, based on the life of The Amazing Kreskin starring John Malkovich.
7. "In the Loop" - A rare hilarious satire, this one about the collusion between the Brits and the Americans and their illegal war pursuits.
8. "My One and Only" - Who woulda thought that a biopic based on one year in the life of George Hamilton when he was a teenager would turn out to be one of the year's most engaging films.
9. "Whatever Works" - This was a VERY good Woody Allen film starring the great Larry David and it was completely overlooked.
10. "Big Fan" - A funny, dark film about an obsessive fan of the New York Giants with a great performance by the comedian Patton Oswalt.
11. "Eden Is West" - The legendary Costa-Gavras' latest gem, ignored like his last brilliant film 4 years ago, "The Axe".
12. "Entre Nos" - An mother and child are left to fend for themselves in New York City in this powerful drama.
13. "The Girlfriend Experience" - Steven Soderbergh's second genius film of the year, this one set in the the post-Wall Street Crash era, a call girl services the men who brought the country down.
14. "Humpday" - Two straight guys dare each other to enter a gay porn contest -- but will they go through with it?
15. "Lemon Tree" - A Palestinian woman has her lemon trees cut down by the Israeli army, but she decides that's the final straw.
16. "Mary and Max" - An Australian girl and and elderly Jewish man in New York become pen pals in this very moving animated film.
17. "O'Horten" - Another Norwegian winner, this one about the final trip made by a retiring train conductor.
18. "Salt of This Sea" - A Palestinian-American returns to her family's home in the West Bank, only to find herself caught up in the struggles between the two cultures.
19. "Sugar" - A Dominican baseball player gets his one chance to come to America and make it in the big leagues.
20. "Fantastic Mr. Fox" - A smart, adult animated film from Wes Anderson that at least got two nominations from the Academy.

Tuesday, February 16, 2010

A Quick One While He's Away...



Your humble blogger is studying. Happy belated Valentine's Day.

Now, the best performance of the Stones " Rock and Roll Circus". Enjoy!

Wednesday, February 10, 2010

Sarah Palin ( Part Deux)...



I told you Sarah was a dunce.

This Kimmel bit is pretty funny.

This woman terrifies me. Really.

Monday, February 8, 2010

The Who play the Super Bowl: My mother would have understood...



My dear departed mother loved Elvis Presley. Ironic given the fact Elvis longed for his mother for so many years after she died.

My mother loved Elvis when she was growing up in Nashville,Ontario ( that too is ironic). She loved Elvis long after she married my father, had two sons and moved all over the province for my dad's job. She loved Elvis even after he got fat, dressed like a circus freak and took his show to Vegas. She even loved him after he blew his heart out with a variety of prescription drugs. I didn't get it, but hey, it wasn't my place to understand why some people loved the King after all that time.

I guess it was my three daughter's turn to wonder why I wanted to watch The Who perform last Sunday at the Super Bowl halftime.

I loved them growing up after purchasing "Who's Next" in Grade 8. I loved them after buying "Quadrophenia" in cassette. I loved them after buying " Who's Next" on red vinyl (!) while I worked at a pub in Ottawa. Yes, and I still loved them after Keith and John both blew out their heart's out a variety of prescription and illegal drugs, respectively.

As I watched Roger and Pete work their tired legs around the gauche stage constructed for their gig, I finally saw what my mother saw: It wasn't the fact they were old, it was the fact we were all old together. I didn't see them through the myopic,skeptical eyes of my baby girls, but rather saw them as link to all our misspent, ill used youth. Yes they are old, but they were once young and they should command some sort or respect for all the great music they gave us.

I could care less what anyone says. I enjoyed the show. And I know my mother would understand that.

Saturday, February 6, 2010

Bloor Street Sushi Reviews..


My poor Bella has been feeling poorly as of late, so I went to Toronto with my bride and my youngest daughter Wu.

Tonight we dined at:

Thai Spring Roll
525 Bloor Street West
Toronto,ON
416-827-4636

After a long cold day of walking around the Annex, the warm smell of the spices coming from the kitchen were heavenly. Unfortunately, that was the only heavenly thing about this dining experience.

We sat down and ordered our appetizers of one order of spring rolls with shrimp and one order with chicken. Exactly 55 minutes later, they arrived with one of the old "Ah gee, I'm really sorry for the wait" ( Not my problem that you're understaffed). Yes, I know that sounds bitchy, but this area is teeming with Asian restaurants. Get a mitt and get in the game.

Wu ordered the sweet sour chicken, my bride ordered pad thai, and I ordered beef with basil. 22 minutes after the appetizers, these dishes arrived.

Wu's dish had a plethora of baby corn, but very little chicken. My bride's pad thai was swimming in oil and red pepper, and my beef was so tough it actually made the right side of my jaw sore.

I would have complained, but the waitress was so busy it would have been futile.

Piece of advice: Try one of the other Thai restaurants in the neighbourhood. This debacle cost me $61.73 including a minuscule tip.

Rating: 1 star out of 5
Child friendly: No


Thai Spring Roll on Urbanspoon

Friday, February 5, 2010

One thousand pardons...



I've been dealing with a sick daughter.

Wu ( my youngest), had a scary couple of days at the hospital. She's recovered and back at home ( thank the Lord Buddha). Ergo, my blog has suffered.

Here's an entry from my past.

What a great time to be young. These photos are so great.

Sunday, January 17, 2010

Lady sings the blues...



Your humble author is still studying. Enjoy Billie on a Sunday afternoon. More to follow I swear.

Tuesday, January 5, 2010